This is a page that Google asked for.
You see, Google Analytics wanted to be sure that I owned
this site.
So it demanded this page.
So it got it.
Now, Google Analytics says that, while it has it, it does
not have it.
And that this is inadequate.
This is roughly as satisfying a statement as my imaginary
foot slamming hard into Google's imaginary crotch.
I've wasted nearly twenty minutes of my life on this.
I hope you smiled, whoever you are.